Monthly Archives: December 2003

I’ve bought a bunch of presents and though in past years I just called them “Christmas presents” and given them at that time, I thought I would bow to the “religion” of my “spouse” and try to fit them into … Continue reading

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You’ve probably already been told this – you being so far ahead of me in what’s haute and so forth- but in case you haven’t:  if you type “miserable failure” into Google you get an accurate but unexpected first result.

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I’m having a latte made with milk that doesn’t spoil until May of 2004.  It’s a Parmalatte, and I think they’re delicious.  

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We have a company holiday party tonight, so if anyone asks why I’m not wearing a suit, I’m going to say, “I’m going home before the party.”  Then, after they walk away, I’m going to say, “And I’m going to … Continue reading

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As I was getting off the subway this morning there was a woman wearing a fake fur and pleather jacket (maybe she works for PETA) along with these shinyshiny tight pants – I’m not sure what you’d call them – … Continue reading

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Do you know how many times I’ve written something in this little Xanga posting box, and then had it spirited away before it’s posted?  More than once.  Suffice it to say there was an interesting and very personal story I … Continue reading

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When I found out I had genital herpes, I wasn’t going to let it get me down, or keep me from going on a fabulous vacation in the Bahamas with my boyfriend. I asked my doctor about Valtrex. Both my … Continue reading

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