Monthly Archives: March 2004

Call Me Anna Is it just me, or have those blurry words that Ticketmaster utilizes to ensure that you are a person become as just as incomprehensible as the Cabbage Patch Kids “names” did in the later years of their … Continue reading

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I’m So Glad They Found Another Project For Him Roberto Gari AKA Guy Blank AKA Jerri’s Father has another project, and luckily for him it’s doing the exact same thing he’s been doing all along.  That’s him on the side … Continue reading

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Dick Mitten, Anyone? Google is way easier to influence than I ever realized.  Power to the people!  Stick it to the Man!  While I am personally a miserable failure  at getting cock holster up there (there’s apparently a lot of competition), … Continue reading

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The Assumption of the Madonna Wow- who knew this was coming?  I know what you’re thinking:  “Now I’ll have to get into work on time or….I can barely say it – early – in order to get online and ready … Continue reading

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“Nothing Tastes As Good As Being Thin Feels!” That little nugget of advice I remember from an old Weight Watchers cookbook we had in our house as I was growing up.  Scattered among the recipes for fat free whipped topping … Continue reading

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I Knew You Were Coming, And I Did Bake A CakeI’m having DKNY and the Stump over for dinner on Thursday to celebrate Stumpy’s birthday.  I’ve been in a buying frenzy getting prepared (cake pans, groceries) making it all the more likely … Continue reading

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Walking to work every day is such a bittersweet symphony.  No, really – “Bittersweet Symphony” is always playing out of that car stuck in the wall over the Hard Rock Cafe, which I am forced to pass each morning, elbowing … Continue reading

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