Monthly Archives: June 2004

Proud, Proud, Proud!

I was reminiscing in the shower this morning about that one time that Naomi Campbell fell off her Gaultier platforms, something that happens more frequently than it should.  Now that I’ve googled it up, it seems they were Westwood platforms, not Gaultier.  … Continue reading

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But It Isn’t Rock & Roll To Me, Mr. Joel Now Do You See The Flaw In Your Logic? I was thinking today that it’s ironic that It’s Still Rock & Roll To Me isn’t really a rock ‘n roll song.  … Continue reading

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Art Films?  Nudies!  That’s All They Are – NUDIES! There were so many errors in the previous post about Alexis Arquette that I need to add a special post just to correct them.  To reward you, though, hidden somewhere within … Continue reading

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Alexis Arquette’s Humongous Penis

Regarding Your Name Change, And How You Don’t Need OneI’m not referring to Madonna, but since you brought it up, I’ve got a list for you:Roseanne ArnoldAll the Spice GirlsJacque HarryCherilyn Sarkisian LaPierreThe lesson being – if you want to … Continue reading

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Regarding The Criminal Origins Of the Inhabitants of McDonaldland

“Hello Cleveland!” I feel like Miss Ross this morning, dear reader – “High on life, baby, high on life!”  It all started because I managed to dig out a tinytinytiny piece of glass from my foot this morning.  You see, last Saturday … Continue reading

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Regarding The International Male Do You Like Pizza?Do You Like Masturbating? I remember hearing once there’s a telemarketing trick that telemarketers use where they ask you several questions that they actually already know the answer to, like “Is this the Jones’ residence?”  … Continue reading

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Ronald Reagan, Still Dead I regularly read Ed Schepp’s blog, and he had a great post on June 2nd regarding a shooting in NY, and it made me think: Ronald Reagan is dead, but I why is there continuous coverage … Continue reading

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