Monthly Archives: July 2004

You Don’t Want To Beat Me Or Screw Me?!?!? What Kind Of Marriage Is This? Bring A Book!

I went to see the The Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players last night, and it was very exciting.  It was actually a “revue” show, and the revue part included a performance by a man/band named Dorkweed.  And you know what – he was actually pretty good! He … Continue reading

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In Which I Try To Sell You A T-Shirt I know what you’ve been thinking: “DavisMcDavis, I love reading your amazing, funny weblog, and I frequently need to be physically restrained from touching myself when I see those sexy photographs … Continue reading

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Regarding Home Delivery Of The New York Times I was watching the television this morning, and I was thinking to myself, “What could possibly be more embarrassing than being that nerd girl in the ‘I’d Like To Get Home Delivery … Continue reading

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Excuse Me, Sir, But I Really Must Insist That My Milkshake Is Of A Superior Quality Than Your Milkshake

I remember, as if it was yesterday, the special time on Captain Kangaroo when the Picture Pages segment would come on. The son of my babysitter, who was about my age, would yell, “Picture Pages!  Picture Pages!” at the top of his … Continue reading

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I Like My Coffee The Way I Like My Men “Well, I’m sorry, Ms. Miles, but we don’t have any gay coffee.” I just heard the most interesting news.  It’s totally unimportant, really, but telling it means I get to make … Continue reading

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I Am A Camera It’s racist riddles today, kids!  Heads up!  Hands on buzzers! Q: I am cutting your hair at Astor Place Hair.  I have bleached blond hair, a fake D&G bag, and I’m wearing loads of tan foundation, … Continue reading

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Dewey Wins! I’ve always disliked the New York Post for their rabid partisan coverage of every news story, but I bought a copy for their recent delightful cover story today, which you see below: For the cover story – which I can’t … Continue reading

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