Monthly Archives: August 2004

Bush/Cheney ’04“Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid” That’s my new slogan for the boys – I think they’ll like it, and they already started promoting it during the convention yesterday.  It’s funny because it’s true whether you are a Democrat or … Continue reading

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3,000 Words This is from a real-estate website. I’ll bet this gentleman really charms the ladies. This is the universal pictogram for “Don’t Touch The Otters”. In case there was ever any question, this video proves the George W. Bush … Continue reading

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Dear F*ckhead I just read this funny story about the American Family Association, which is the code name for the Christian Coalition (why only Christians have families is beyond me, but there you have it).  Apparently some professional homo signed … Continue reading

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You’re Pretty Sexy For A Guy With Just One Eye I got back from my trip to Scotland, but I’m just so busting with stories that I’m having a hard time picking just one, PLUS of course the work that … Continue reading

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Don’t Blame Me, I’m Voting For McGovern I’ve been longing for the days when the Presidency was a sort of weird class-president/popularity contest, where you were just supposed to sit back and vote for the guy who promised to give … Continue reading

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In The Closet And Peeking Out   Sometimes I’m very behind in the celebrity gossip – I hadn’t even realize that Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz’s “relationship” had ended – the last I heard was that Penelope had yet to be … Continue reading

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This Doesn’t Even Remind Me Of Butter! DKNY has been complaining about the non-butterness of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter Spray, especially when used like Binaca, and he thought of the above title as well as It’s Not Butter! … Continue reading

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