Monthly Archives: September 2004

A Pale Pink Gherkin NestledIn A Shimmering Orange Basketball Of Hair Today I have for you a collection of photographs which are simultaneously both sexy and tragic.  As they say in France, Enjoi! Look At Me, Mommy!  I’m A Pretty … Continue reading

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My Secret Life I thought it would be fun to tell some frightful personally embarassing stories, but include some that I made up so you’d never really know which are the real ones and which are the fake ones.  Doesn’t … Continue reading

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Good News! Although I’m sometimes hard on George W. Bush, what with him being a miserable failure and all, but there are some signs that his economic plan is working!  Although there were an additional 1.3 million people living in … Continue reading

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Please Read!!!! I think “please read” is the worst subject line ever, probably because the subject line “Please Read!!!” aside from not containing the subject, generally means you absolutely do not have to read the e-mail. Anyway, I found the … Continue reading

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Regarding the Coming Apocolypse Those of you with a short-term memory longer than that of a goldfish might remember last week, when I said that, among other things, the inexplicable use of the word “sexy” may be a sign of … Continue reading

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In Which I Present Several Cautionary Tales There’s a website called Erowid which contains information about various chemical substances.  The best part is that it contains “trip reports”, which are posts from people who, say, ate a box of Dramamine … Continue reading

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In Which I Inform You Of Coming Trends I know that you look to me as arbiter of the hip, cool new trends and lingo the downtown types use, seeing as I am both self-centered and delusional enough to think … Continue reading

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