Monthly Archives: November 2004

Me & Mrs. Jones STAR JONES UPDATE: I didn’t realize it, but the fact that Al Reynolds “used to be gay” apparently isn’t such a secret after all: Star had released a statement back in May: ”My fiancee and I have discussed … Continue reading

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I Lost My Frog.I’ll Find My Frog.Who Took My Frog? I talked to E last night about his milk conversation that I wrote about yesterday, and it turns out he was sleeping when his friend called, so he was basically “sleeptalking”.  In that … Continue reading

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Would You Like Some Miracle Whip On That Sandwich? I think it totally makes sense that we should amend the constitution so that Arnold Schwarzenegger can be elected President.  It would be the most logical progression to go from a President … Continue reading

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Hold Still!  I Want To Take A Shitty Picture Of You With My Camera Phone! I think it needs to be said: those camera phones are an amazing advance in technology, one I couldn’t even have conceived of just a … Continue reading

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I Don’t Like Mondays

..And I’ll Tell You WhyA little over three years ago my friend Solomon was dating a guy we’ll call Hopeful Playwright.  I’m calling him that because I’ve forgotten his name, but it was something gentile like Mark, Rick, or Steve.  … Continue reading

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Whoa! Hu Cang Long! Someone asked awhile back about those Heath Ledger photos from Ang Lee’s Brokeback Mountain that you can look up on Getty Images, and wouldn’t you know it, I have more pictures from it!  I came across – no pun … Continue reading

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People Who Bought This CrapAlso Bought This Other Crap Amazon made the following correct yet strange (when you think about it) recommendation for my while I was checking out the new Rufus Wainwright album, Want Two: Recommended:Scissor Sisters ~ Scissor … Continue reading

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