Monthly Archives: January 2005

Regarding Your Short Story, Of Which I Am Not Fond

I was looking for a new job on Craigslist, but I wasn’t trying very hard and I got distracted under “writing gigs” when I came across a request for story submissions from the writer of this short story, which was linked from the ad.  I’d … Continue reading

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What A Great Victory…For Me!   Hurray!  The Hollywood Reporter reports that the Strangers With Candy movie, cleverly-yet-sensibly titled Strangers With Candy, has been picked up by Warner Brothers.  Sadly, however, they say they are aiming for a fall release.    Personally, … Continue reading

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Glitter Sunshine Fantasy Babydoll Fluffernutter Unicorn I’m a little worried that Tori Amos might be slipping into puffy sticker territory (aka – The Land of Mariah) with the title of her new album, The Beekeeper, and the first single, Sleeps With … Continue reading

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Actually, That Is A Lollipop In My Pocket,But It Doesn’t Mean I’m Not Happy To See You I’ve got just a short note for you before I get back to work.  Apparently, the suffering in my personal life has been inspiring … Continue reading

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Carson’s Condition Appears Stable, Say Doctors “He’s Going To Remain Dead For The Forseeable Future.”  Doc Severson was on the Today show this morning giving a live update from California on Johnny Carson’s condition, which has remained stable as “deceased” since his … Continue reading

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Johnny Carson, Still Dead On the Today show this morning a very indignant Carl Reiner suggested that some station put Johnny Carson’s old episodes on,”even at 1 or 2 in the morning” starting with the very first episodes and going … Continue reading

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Of Course, You Know, This Means War Confidential to Todd:  I’m sorry…but I simply won’t stand for that kind of talk. I haven’t had any porn over here in ages, I tell you, except for that really important and relevant picture … Continue reading

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