Monthly Archives: April 2005

Classic…. Timeless… Mexican. Solomon is working a temp job today, and he’s been asked to type up a “thank you” letter for his boss, apparently thanking the friend for the use of their house and staff (!).  The weird part … Continue reading

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Why I Hate Pam Shriver Usually E is out the door before I finish showering, but this morning as I was spackling on a layer of sunscreen I heard the always-unwelcome sounds of Pam Shriver narrating yet another game of … Continue reading

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Danger!  Extreme Puffiness Downstairs! I just came across this den of rampant sexiness – which may or may not be safe for work, if your work allows you to view important sports-related photography of men in Speedos.  It reminded me that although I don’t … Continue reading

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I’m On Me Blot I just heard the belated and unfortunate news that a member from the Strangers With Candy group I belong to committed suicide a few weeks ago.   I didn’t know him at all, but he would post funny … Continue reading

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It was red and yellow and green and Brown and blue.(And also pink, of course.)  I looked it up, and apparently the reason the dairy products in France are better is due to the fact that they don’t pasteurize like we do, … Continue reading

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Bonne Journee! I’ve returned from Paris.  I’ve got many clever travel tips for you, such as: “pâté” is the ground-up enlarged liver tissue from a force-fed goose, whereas “pâtes” is “pasta.”  I did not, luckily, have to learn that the hard way, … Continue reading

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In Which I Wish Myself A Bon Voyage So I didn’t actually go to the Sandra Bernhard thing yesterday – it seemed like such a hassle.  The confirmation e-mail had instructions on what to wear and lots of sentences WRITTEN … Continue reading

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