Monthly Archives: November 2005

Please Don’t Say ‘Forgive Me’ I’m currently the #4 result on Google for the phrase “rhymes with dork.”  You don’t even need the quotes.  Isn’t that exciting?  Imagine, for example, that Madonna decides she’s going to do yet another verse for … Continue reading

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And For Breakfast, I Had A Sausage Covered In Lubricant

On Friday I met E and his friends out at Secret, a bar that isn’t one.  E loves going there almost as much I as love going to the toilet, and almost as frequently.  I can’t say I enjoy it as … Continue reading

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Rhymes With Dork

Dear Madonna, How, precisely, could a city make someone like you – who is generally accepted as being relatively “cool” and “hip”  – possibly be made to “feel like a dork,” as you sing in your new song “I Love New York”?  … Continue reading

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Cigarette Aficionado Magazine I had a conversation with the cleaning lady last week that was very difficult to follow.  It’s odd because she says she doesn’t speak English and always has her kid speak to E or me when we talk on … Continue reading

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I Like Your Eyes, Your Smile, Your Huge Belly,And The $100 Bill You Stuck In My G-String Although not a single one of you managed to turn out for the Transparent Processes thing at the Kitchen last Wednesday, it was … Continue reading

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Children Are The Future I came across this video, entitled “Sndstrm: the most homosexual thing I have ever done” today.  It’s a video of two boys being “silly” by dancing in their underwear..and their underwear being loose boxer briefs. The person posting … Continue reading

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One Thing Leads To Another Over at the Flatpoint High Discussion Board– and you’d be surprised how much there is to discuss about Strangers With Candy, considering how cancelled it is (no offense, Orlando) – there was an extended discussion about … Continue reading

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