Monthly Archives: December 2005

If You See Something, Say Something,But If You Smell Something, Keep Your Yap Shut. Yesterday Toddles mentioned to me that he went to a job interview wherein they revealed that they had Googled him, found his weblog, and then started … Continue reading

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I did see something suspicious over the weekend.  Here’s the story: The McDavis family Christmas Day gathering consists of three rigidly designed parts: first we have lunch,  either at my aunt and uncle’s house or my parents’ house, alternating each year.  This … Continue reading

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Yep, That’s Totally Heterosexual Behavior Straight Guys Do That All The Time D-Listed has thoughtfully posted pictures of Ricky Martin engaging in such normal, perfectly heterosexual behavior as shaving all the hair off his body  – with the exception of the stubble … Continue reading

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The Sculpture Gardens At Neverland I got so wrapped up in the yappity lady at work and the MTA strike that I totally forgot I had additional funny pictures from my trip to Sandra Barbra. First, I’ve got pictures of two … Continue reading

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Yeah, That’s Totally Normal.  Totally. Jill (slapsomeone) just linked to the most mind-blowing website ever: My name is Ulrich Haarb├╝rste and I like to write stories about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling-film I’d heard about “giantess” stories before … Continue reading

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Clinging To The Tiny Thread Of My Remaining Sanity There’s a woman in the cubicle behind me who does not shut up for one single second.  I’ve already had to listen to her story about how she got into work … Continue reading

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Look At Me, I’m Sandy B.! Okay, the last time I saw Sandra Bernhard on New Year’s Eve (at the Ars Nova Theater), she specifically said something along the lines of, “I’ll never perform at fucking Joe’s Pub again – … Continue reading

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