Monthly Archives: February 2006

I thought of something funny. In Grease, Rizzo says, “I feel like a broken typewriter” and Sandy says, “What? and Rizzo says “I skipped a period.” Wouldn’t it be funny if Sandy said, “I wonder if it’s menopause?” I mean, … Continue reading

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Pretty Good Year

Toddles stopped reading PerezHilton long enough to send me the info for two interesting things, listed here in no particular order: 1) Sudanese man forced to marry goat, a story which raises the question: was the goat male or female? … Continue reading

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Picture Pages

As I mentioned before, I have some pictures from my cold and icy trip to Minnesota for you. It was so cold (-14° F) that Lake Superior, which had a temperature of approximately 32.01° F, had steam coming off of it: Lake … Continue reading

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Denial, Thy Name Is Star

Urg, as usual work has intruded on my ability to amuse you, so I must be brief: the most remarkable thing about the Madonna Vs. Madonna idea is that Madonna has so very many looks that just about everybody gave … Continue reading

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POLL: Madonna Vs. Madonna

On the plane back here from Minnesota, there was a group of Boy Scouts on the plane, all jabbering away about how they’d spent the last night in a snow hut they’d built themselves, out of snow.  It was all … Continue reading

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If You’re Going To Pose Like That, Let’s Hope You’re 18

I’ve returned from my visit to Minnesota, where I was reminded of what cold is.  (Cold, for those of you who are curious, is -14°.)  It’s the reason I always had trouble – once I moved to New York – answering the question, “Is … Continue reading

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Let’s Go Out And Play In The Snow!

Every time there’s a big snowstorm, E loves to run out in the middle of it and take pictures of the snow accumulation.  I’ve never quite understood why, but then, I’m originally from Minnesota, so taking pictures of huge snowdrifts … Continue reading

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