Monthly Archives: September 2006

The Parable Of James Frey

I’ve been working on supplementary materials for O, The Oprah Religion, which is my birthday party theme this year. I never realized how much work it is to start your own religion!  So here’s one of the first efforts at … Continue reading

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This Just In….

One of these is a piece of playground equipment shaped like the Loch Ness Monster, one’s a sea horse, and then I’m not sure what the orange thing on the right is, but it looks just like the sea horse … Continue reading

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Separated At Birth?

Now, I’ve always felt that Mariah Carey is a Gelfling, as is immediately obvious from the photos below:The below additional Gelfling resemblance idea came from new contributor Bryce:I don’t watch 24…but clearly, just as Pinocchio started as a puppet and became a real … Continue reading

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Winky Smilie Saves The Day

I think that would be a great children’s book, Winky Smilie Saves The Day.  It would be about how someone sends off a rude or mean e-mail or instant message, but Winky Smilie shows up and makes the e-mail ironic, and saves the … Continue reading

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The Mystery Of The Abraded Bronze

 When I went to that family reunion a few months back, they couldn’t get over the fact that someone would want to live in New York City when there were vast miles of empty farmland to choose from elsewhere.  But … Continue reading

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The Mystery of Ewan McGregor And The Shortie Socks

 You know, I just love comments.  I sure do!  Otherwise, it seems like the only audience I have here are the rampaging 300 daily Europeans that I get here daily who want to take a look at a picture I … Continue reading

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Welcome to gayland, cum guzzler!

They put up pictures from the Amy Sedaris event that I didn’t get to go to.  (As mentioned previously, Alexicon and I met up with NKOTB, and we went to Therapy, where we drank up the contents of the bar…but … Continue reading

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