Monthly Archives: November 2006

BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears Shaves Her Vagina

Mister Goats is always laughing at me that I’m so out of the loop on current events.  I pretty much stopped listening to the news when that man was “elected” President, so I miss out on things it they don’t … Continue reading

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Jesus Is The Reason For The Season…of Celebrating the Pagan Holiday of Yule

When I was homo for Thanksgiving, we attended the somewhat-new hometown Christmas parade.  It’s the third or fourth year that my hometown has had this parade, and it’s a real hoot to go see, but not for why you’d expect.  … Continue reading

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Everybody Hates Rachael

I was so bummed out when I opened the NY Times magazine this weekend to read this article, (which BostonMike pointed out separately in a comment on my previous post  – appparently Boston can’t afford their own whiny liberal magazine articles and they have to poach … Continue reading

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Der Giftpilz

Those Germans were idiots! Ben Stiller looks nothing at all like a mushroom…especially when he’s in a bikini.  Or naked.There was an intriguing children’s propaganda book at the Holocaust Museum, entitled The Poison Mushroom (“Der Giftpilz” ).  They only showed … Continue reading

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A German Welcome

“Mission Accomplished” in GermanTurns out my parents have broadband – who knew?  They’ve now surpassed my own apartment, where we suffer by on just a dial-up.  That’s crazy!  I didn’t bring my camera cord so I can’t yet show you … Continue reading

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The Holocaust Is Not Funny

Here it is 3pm on the last day I’ll have in the office until November 27th and I haven’t even posted yet!  Well, I hate to leave you with the lingering image of a hot tub filled with poo from … Continue reading

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Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One Before

I was reading this post on WaiterRant about someone who overtipped.  It reminded me of an anecdote from when I was working in the coat check at the Tunnel, which was my first job here in New York.  [If anyone … Continue reading

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