Monthly Archives: December 2006

Everything’s Coming Up Milhouse!

Oh, I forgot to mention the cherry on the cake of my kick-ass Christmas, which was this morning I weighed myself to assess the damage of the huge amounts of sugar, fat, and alcohol that I consumed over the holidays, … Continue reading

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A silver mask at a masquerade…

I had a kickass Christmas!  I totally cleaned up in the presents department, ya’ll!  My most exciting present was this magical device, which I didn’t even know existed until my brother got me one.  I only got to try it … Continue reading

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The Bonus Round

I wanted to post the adorable drawing I got from fellow Xangan and gentle reader idolatrieartist:(Actually she has a much better picture of it on her blog)  I hurriedly snapped this picture on the way out of the house so … Continue reading

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Physician, Heal Thyself

 I think tip #1 on “building circulation” should be “Don’t make an ugly-ass magazine cover that burns your eyes when you look at it.”  I mean, I recognize that magazines like, for example, Juggs, will show boobages on the cover as … Continue reading

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With A Name Like Davis McDavis…

Every once in awhile I happen to catch Willard Scott and Smucker’s brand fruit preserves wishing someone a sticky, jammy 100-year-old birthday on the morning television.  They tend to have a few variations on the basic format, which is:[Name you don’t hear … Continue reading

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Smorkin’ Mommy

I’m way behind on this, but I was just forwarded this picture by the Stump:I worry the sulfites in the gallons of wine I drink every day will affect my baby in some as-yet-unforeseen way, or that the filters on … Continue reading

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The Interior Monologue of Britney Spears

Gee, I hope my skirt isn’t riding up, because that would be totally tacky, don’t you think? To get out of a car and have your skirt all hiked up?   That’d be sad, y’all!   I want to keep my look sophisticated, which is … Continue reading

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