Gee, I hope my skirt isn’t riding up, because that would be totally tacky, don’t you think? To get out of a car and have your skirt all hiked up? That’d be sad, y’all! I want to keep my look sophisticated, which is why I matched my bra and…oh, shit! My bra and panties don’t match! Shit shit shit! Well, at least no one will notice because I put a dress on over them so…oh, snap! This dress is totally sheer! Is this even a dress or is it some kind of Victoria’s Secret thing I mistook for evening wear? I gotta stop getting stoned before I get dressed. Even the chubby girl in cowboy boots behind me looks classier than I do, and she’s a chubby girl in cowboy boots.
That is all.