The Interior Monologue of Britney Spears

Gee, I hope my skirt isn’t riding up, because that would be totally tacky, don’t you think? To get out of a car and have your skirt all hiked up?   That’d be sad, y’all!   I want to keep my look sophisticated, which is why I matched my bra and…oh, shit!    My bra and panties don’t match!  Shit shit shit! Well, at least no one will notice because I put a dress on over them so…oh, snap! This dress is totally sheer!  Is this even a dress or is it some kind of Victoria’s Secret thing I mistook for evening wear?  I gotta stop getting stoned before I get dressed.  Even the chubby girl in cowboy boots behind me looks classier than I do, and she’s a chubby girl in cowboy boots. 

That is all.


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2 Responses to The Interior Monologue of Britney Spears

  1. Darrianne says:

    Now this was too funny. It deserves 4 props. But Xanga is stingy with the allowable eproping. Brit gits on my nerves.

  2. WehoRoy says:

    omg…u are TOO funny!!!! love this!

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