I’m way behind on this, but I was just forwarded this picture by the Stump:
I worry the sulfites in the gallons of wine I drink every day will affect my baby in some as-yet-unforeseen way, or that the filters on the cigarettes I smoke may hold some hidden harm to my child. Then I stop worrying, and I go smoke a cigarette and watch some Nascar with the volume turned up real, real high so I can’t hear the jackhammers while I slam back another jug of Riunite. Good times!
That is all.