Monthly Archives: December 2006

Mr. Smirk Goes To Washington

 There were so many problems with this conservative fuckwad’s op-ed about how soy products “make you gay” that it just filled my head up with a sort of buzzing sound and I couldn’t work out all of the myriad thoughts … Continue reading

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Amy Vs. Martha

Now that Amy Sedaris and Martha Stewart both have books currently on the bestseller list, this interviewer decided to interview the Martha and Amy with the same questions.  Take a look at the below question and ask yourself, “Which party … Continue reading

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Jakey Come Home

Ahhhh!  Scisssor Sisters are on sale for March ’07 dates!  Eeeks!Anyone ever been to a concert at The Theater At Madison Square Garden?  Can  you tell me if it’s better to get a reserved seat or the general admission? (I’m not waiting … Continue reading

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If Mama Ain’t Happy, Ain’t Nobody Happy

This past Saturday, I went to the Amy Sedaris craft sale at the Fred Flare store in Brooklyn, and I got a little excited and bought a lot of things – possibly too many.  I took a picture of them all just in a lump … Continue reading

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I Like Me

For those of you in the New York area, gentle reader Superfan Katie’s extremely comprehensive Amy Sedaris website tipped me off to this amazing event that is coming up tomorrow – not only will you be able to purchase copies of … Continue reading

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Wiping Clean With Shannen Doherty

On Monday I attended a screaming – I mean, screening of Blood Diamond with Jennifer Connelly.  I was all set to get excited about Jennifer Connelly, but then I realized that I haven’t really seen any of her movies lately, … Continue reading

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I Have A Plan To End The Vietnam War

I have a pretty good idea to solve two major problems in the world today: send Rachael Ray to Iraq.Can’t you just picture it?  The troops would get some decent –  albeit “yum-“o” and drizzled with “EVO” –  food to eat, … Continue reading

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