Monthly Archives: May 2007

Justin Bond Has Only Just Begun

I made up a new joke yesterday: “Oh, no, Doctor – don’t be silly!  I’m not anorexic – I just want to look like I am!”Last night Dan Dan the Amy Fan and I attended a one-off performance of Justin … Continue reading

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In Which I Laugh At Danger

One of the first things I do when I enter a new hotel room is that I start to play around with the in-room safe.  I don’t know if you’re familiar with them, but you program in a little PIN of your … Continue reading

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Shame Shame Shame

Someone made a megamix of Brenda Dickson on the Youtubes!:Brenda Dickson Megamix They’ve mixed the makeup tips with the eating tips – it’s hilarious! “I’ll add a blush, a powder blush, and then I add a banana, and smudge them. It’s a great look!” I kicked … Continue reading

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You’re The One With The Problem

I don’t know if you’ve managed to catch (or avoid) the onslaught of the “Shrek The Third Ladies Press Junket,” which features the lovely and talented Amy, Cheri, and Cameron, but I saw them on the Early Show the other day.  Also, … Continue reading

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Attitude Isn’t Everything

   Former reader Tall Dan From San Fran started a side business called Spoooky Vutron, and he has all these cute t-shirt designs, but I can’t make up my mind which one I want.  There are too many choices!  I want a white … Continue reading

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The Bitter Woman In The Life Alert Commercial

I’ve got a cold today, but luckily I stocked up on easily-posted humorous material this weekend.This commercial has always made me laugh, but not the “I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up” part that was so popular.  I like barely-concealed seething … Continue reading

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It Was What’s Called An ‘Adult Novelty’ Store

On Saturday, Mister Goats and I had brunch with a friend of mine from college, and afterwards we ran into DKNY and Superstar DJ Lorant on the street.  We stopped in for coffee the Paradise Cafe, where I was secretly excited to see … Continue reading

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