Monthly Archives: November 2007

The Blessed Miracle of Birth

I can’t even recall what I was looking up when I ran across it – oh, right, I googled the words “pooping during labor”  – and came across all these funny stories about ladies pooping during labor.  The dirty little … Continue reading

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Fatty Salty Fried Dirty Pretty Things

As a follow up to yesterday’s Tofurkey entry, I think I’m starting to hone in on an answer as to why vegetarians eat things that look like meat.  Gentle reader and Damien Hirst art object Roarz commented:i just don’t understand why … Continue reading

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Why I Heart Tofurkey

Gentle reader Roarz left a comment on my entry about things to be thankful for.  I think it’s interesting enough to reprint here in its entirety:i am thankful for people who ride around in Rascals when they can get around … Continue reading

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Sexiness alert!

Gentle blogger Chris is heating up the Gay Bloggies with his latest post in the competition, which may or may not be safe for work depending on the precise level of sexiness your work allows on your computer monitor.  Please … Continue reading

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A Portrait of the Author At A Young Age

I’m working up an essay about vegetarians, Tofurkey, and things that look like meat (but aren’t), but in the meantime I was looking through old photographs while at home with the folks and found various pictures of myself at a young age that I … Continue reading

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I Don’t Like It When People Call “Thanksgiving” “Turkey Day”

I just think it has an air of vulgarity to reduce the holiday to the food eaten on it.  At my house, that would make Christmas “Ham Day.”  And it’s not like people only eat turkey  –  it should really “Overeating Day” … Continue reading

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A Few of My Favorite Things

Well, hello! Every once in a while I feel like no one’s reading this thing, and then I’ll post something about Cup Chicks and get loads more comments than normal, and I realize that people are reading this – as … Continue reading

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