Monthly Archives: December 2007

Good News! These Guys Are Going To Rape You!

I had a lovely Christmas vacation at home with my family (with the exception of Handsome Mister Goats, who as previously mentioned stayed in NYC for Christmas.)  My aunt unexpectedly gave me a quilt she had made, a lovely thing done in … Continue reading

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A Visit From Oprah Winfrey

I’m home in northern Minnesota with my family for the holidays – they are celebrating Christmas and I am celebrating O-stice, that magical time of year when the blessed Oprah Winfrey causes the days to lengthen and thus begins to turn winter into … Continue reading

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This Internet Thing Is Wild

It’s very confusing for me when someone stars in his own parody.  This is so meta:

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A Delightful Dissimilarity With Luciano Pavarotti

I thought I didn’t like opera….but that’s because I thought “nude opera” was just a Jack Handey joke.  It turns out there really is one, and it’s available on DVD.  In delightful contrast to most male opera singers, the naked … Continue reading

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Abstinence Education: At Work In Louisiana

Britney Spears’ sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, is going to have a lot on her plate in the coming months – her recently-announced unexpected pregnancy, prom, her sister’s impending third marriage and/or third trip to rehab.  All sorts of things!   She probably … Continue reading

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Sheri Shepherd Has Her Wig On Too Tight

Well, hello!  Welcome to…the Minneapolis Airport Men’s Bathroom!I was at first really pleased with Sheri Shepherd when she joined the View.  I thought she was really funny and I also liked the fact that with two black women on the … Continue reading

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Messy Storm

Well, hello!All the bitterness from yesterday has flowed out of me, thank Oprah, and I also received shipping confirmation for a certain Mister Goats’ present.  It will arrive after Hanukkah, the Jewish festival of Delicious Ham, which ended yesterday, but … Continue reading

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