Monthly Archives: December 2007

Conveniently Jewish

*The above picture is being used without permission.  (The internet is a wild and lawless place.)I stole it from Cooper and his friend Darren, who took the picture, because it’s so perfect for my story.In the interest of peacekeeping at … Continue reading

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If you like Eternity by Calvin Klein, you’ll love this bowling ball!

Usually Amazon comes up with some good recommendations for me based on things I’ve bought or looked at, but other times it confuses me with people I’ve bought gifts for, and then other times it just doesn’t make sense at … Continue reading

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O-stice, the Oprah Solstice

The best thing just happened at work!  I got an email this morning that we were having a Secret Santa thing going on, and I really quickly emailed the girl in charge of it and managed to pull my name … Continue reading

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An Intriguing Story About Lubricant

Lord, I get so many laffs from my comments from you kids!  Here’s a good one regarding yesterday’s query as to how a lubricant can be intriguing:Oh I have a KY story that is very intriguing.  A few years ago … Continue reading

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My Guardian Angle (98 Degrees)

There’s a product called KY Intrigue.  It is a lubricant.  What I can’t quite understand is how, precisely, a lubricant can be intriguing.  I think the point at which you need to use lubricant is past the point at which any possible … Continue reading

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What Women Want

Only two ladies answered my query about what brand of instant coffee they’d serve if they were going to have a panel discussion about whether Hillary Clinton is feminine enough to be President.  Their answers are amusing enough to reprint … Continue reading

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A Little Something For The Ladies

Whenever the semi-homeless get on the subway, they introduce their song by saying, “It goes a little something like this….” and then start singing.  I always want to ask, “Could sing how it ACTUALLY goes instead of ‘something like it’?”  And … Continue reading

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