Monthly Archives: March 2008

Tired of Being Sexy

There’s this band called CSS that I’m currently in love with.  CSS is short for Cansei de Ser Sexy, which means “Tired of Being Sexy” in Portuguese, which is exactly how I feel.   Whew – that was exhausting!  They sing poppy songs in … Continue reading

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Joann’s Phoenix Jacket Junction

SNL – Suze Orman I love that skit – Kristen Wiig is hilaaaaaaaaaarious and spot on.I have a little shaving mirror in the shower in the bathroom.  Handsome Mister Goats bought it once when he decided he was going to … Continue reading

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Steal My Sunshine

I don’t know if you’ve seen these floating around the internets: When I saw the Barack picture I thought, “Well, I know he’s not THAT dumb,” but back when the Bush version came out, it just confirmed what I thought so … Continue reading

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The Raccoon Eyes Have It

    Shelley Novak and a fanGentle reader Shelley Novak is a Miami-based “enter-tainter” who I’ve met a couple of times on my vacations to sunny Florida with Mister Goats.  We sadly missed her on our this last trip as we decided to … Continue reading

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Watching Fox “News” So You Don’t Have To

I realize this is preaching to the choir, and that no actual Fox News viewer looks for news in other outlets other than the Fox News Channel and unexamined White House Press releases, but it’s still handy that this person … Continue reading

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Why Not Just Title It “This ‘N That,” Miss Davis?

About a month back it was DKNY’s birthday, and – along with a computer monitor – one of his friends gave him this amazing bottle of cleaner from (presumably) the 70’s:  It’s magical because it can clean plastic and also inexplicably causes women … Continue reading

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The Dark Lord

I’ve been on vacation this week in Fort Lauderdale with Handsome Mister Goats and Handsome Mister Goats’ Blackberry, which I have nicknamed The Dark Lord.  I don’t know if you are familiar with these devices, but a Blackberry is a … Continue reading

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