Monthly Archives: March 2009

Holidays With Kirstie Alley: The Ides Of March

    She’d been so careful, and yet still – it had all fallen apart.   Kirstie’s maid, Concepcion, rocked quietly in the dark, her fingers skittering over the beads of her rosary, muttering prayers to a god she was … Continue reading

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I Must Have A Dirty Mind

I was in Urban Outfitters over the weekend and this great song came on over the speakers. I managed to restrain myself from buying something, which is a real danger for me when I like the songs that are playing in … Continue reading

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My Current Train Of Thought…

I’ve been sneezing so much today, and I can’t figure out if it’s a cold or allergies. I can’t think why I’d have a cold, and it’s chilly today, so it seems like it shouldn’t be allergies. Well, at least … Continue reading

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There Was This One Time On Facebook

There’s this girl I once worked with at my family’s video store who is on Facebook, and if you look at her current picture, you can see that selfsame girl’s face floating in the middle of a large, puffy woman … Continue reading

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Black Party Set List 2009

A friend of mine is working at the Black Party this weekend and sneakily got me a picture of the set list for the infamous “strange live acts.” If you aren’t familiar with it, this description from last year’s party … Continue reading

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The Skeptics Annotated Facebook

I was deeply, tragically unpopular in high school, but through the magic of Facebook I’ve come to the startling realization that nowadays I’m more successful and attractive than just about anyone I can find on there from that time of … Continue reading

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The Trouble With Facebook

My parents are giving me a wad of money with the caveat that I’m supposed to invest it wisely.  If what I’ve learned from [women’s magazines] is true, investing wisely means choosing really classic pieces that can last several seasons.  Also if … Continue reading

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