Monthly Archives: January 2015

WHICH “CRIMES OF THE HEART CHARACTER” ARE YOU?

I am LENNY! Take this simple quiz to find out YOUR character! Complete the following sentence: I am ____: A) Crazy B) Socially Awkward C) A slut If you answered A, you are BABE If you answered B, you are … Continue reading

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DANNON OIKOS TRIPLE ZERO

“I think that yogurt will solve all my problems!” he exclaimed silently to himself as the commercial played on TV.

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YOU TOO CAN HAVE ANJEM CHOUDARY’S SWEPT-UP STYLE

“We both decided during his fitting yesterday that he should wear it up,” says hair guru Peter Butler, “but that’s as much direction as Anjem gives me.” And after 12 years working together with the social and political activist, it’s … Continue reading

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Let’s Put Bacon On Fucking Everything

The talk of the lunchroom today was that one of the desserts was a chocolate-covered bacon-wrapped cheese-filled fig. Thankfully as a vegetarian I was not expected to eat one, but from the sound of it, everyone else had to try … Continue reading

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Miss Kirstie Call Jenny – Again!

“Kirstie moves over to stand near the entryway to the room, carefully posing herself, one foot in front of the other, slightly crossed, and with her fingers carefully splayed on her hips.” The above is a line from my story … Continue reading

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