Monthly Archives: April 2016

No One Is Following You On Twitter

Twitter is the worst thing ever to happen to America. It allows anyone with a phone to “tweet” out into the Internet whatever they might be thinking at the time, while limiting it to 140 characters to ensure it can … Continue reading

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Thank You, Gwyneth!

Goop Presents The Coolest Invention of 2016: Cold-Pressed Juice at Home With No Mess I can’t think of a better way to spend $700 than on a cold-press juice machine using proprietary one-use disposable pre-chopped fruit packs that I’ll have … Continue reading

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