Category Archives: 500ish words

I Remember When Pashminas First Happened

Do you remember where you were when pashminas first happened? I remember like it was yesterday! I worked in the billing department of Calvin Klein’s internal advertising agency at the time. I did filing, copying, and coding invoices – something … Continue reading

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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Publicist

Our assignment was to rewrite a previous assignment using a different voice. I couldn’t really figure out what to do at first, but then I thought of this. The teacher didn’t like it and said it was really an entirely new … Continue reading

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No One Is Following You On Twitter

Twitter is the worst thing ever to happen to America. It allows anyone with a phone to “tweet” out into the Internet whatever they might be thinking at the time, while limiting it to 140 characters to ensure it can … Continue reading

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