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Melania Trump: Songs I Wrote By Myself

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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Publicist

Our assignment was to rewrite a previous assignment using a different voice. I couldn’t really figure out what to do at first, but then I thought of this.┬áThe teacher didn’t like it and said it was really an entirely new … Continue reading

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11 Rules of Modern Etiquette

Wait until the other person starts speaking before you look at your phone. Maintaining eye contact during a conversation is considered polite, so try to glance up from your texting at least every┬áminute or so in order to give the … Continue reading

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