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Are You There, Gaga? It’s Me, Kirstie

DISCLAIMER: Are You There, Gaga? It’s Me, Kirstie is a work of fiction.  Any resemblance to an actual celebrity, her domestic hired help, or her vagina is purely coincidental. The sun rose mightily up from the horizon, shaking off the morning and … Continue reading

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Holidays With Kirstie Alley: The Ides Of March

    She’d been so careful, and yet still – it had all fallen apart.   Kirstie’s maid, Concepcion, rocked quietly in the dark, her fingers skittering over the beads of her rosary, muttering prayers to a god she was … Continue reading

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Flag Day With Kirstie Allie (Part Three): Flag Day 2007

Well hello!  We’ve been having fun visiting Kirstie through the years: the lean, slender, cocaine-addicted Kirstie of ’89 in Flag Day With Kirstie Alley (Part One), the Hutt ruler of ’99 in Flag Day With Kirstie Alley (Part Two), and now we … Continue reading

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Flag Day With Kirstie Alley (Part Two): Flag Day 1999

 [Previously in this series: Flag Day With Kirstie (Part One): Flag Day 1989] Flag Day With Kirstie Alley 1999:Can’t you just picture it?[Author’s note: As you’ll realize when you read it, the following passage contains language in a foreign tongue you … Continue reading

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Holidays With Kirstie Alley: Flag Day 1989 (Part One)

Can’t you just picture it?  Let’s take a moment to have a little peek into Kirstie’s life through the years, to see how Kirstie has celebrated Flag Day in times gone by.Holidays With Kirstie AlleyFlag Day Through the Ages (Part One): Flag … Continue reading

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Coming Attractions at DavisMcDavis.com

I’ve been working on an entry so groundbreaking – so sensational – that I have decided to present it in three parts.  (And no, it’s not Natalja the Russian Debutante – although she did write back and is making plans to … Continue reading

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Valentine’s Day With Kirstie Alley

Can’t you just see it?  We spy Kirstie as she’s running around her room, fluffing up her slippery silk-covered occasional pillows in a variety of jewel-toned colors and lighting hundreds of vanilla-scented candles and tealights.  She’s thrown what she thinks … Continue reading

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