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Are You There, Gaga? It’s Me, Kirstie

DISCLAIMER: Are You There, Gaga? It’s Me, Kirstie is a work of fiction.  Any resemblance to an actual celebrity, her domestic hired help, or her vagina is purely coincidental. The sun rose mightily up from the horizon, shaking off the morning and … Continue reading

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Soylent Kirstie

Concepcion cut the engine and shifted into neutral as she pulled into the driveway, but it was no matter: Kirstie had heard. In the same way a person’s other sensory abilitlies heighten when deprived of sight, Kirstie’s hearing had become … Continue reading

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Holidays With Kirstie Alley: The Ides Of March

    She’d been so careful, and yet still – it had all fallen apart.   Kirstie’s maid, Concepcion, rocked quietly in the dark, her fingers skittering over the beads of her rosary, muttering prayers to a god she was … Continue reading

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Hallowe’en With Kirstie Alley

Today I have another entry in our continuing series of Holidays With Kirstie.  I started on this yesterday and accidentally posted part of it before I was done, but here it is now in full. Hallowe’en With Kirstie Alley – … Continue reading

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