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OPRAH WINFREY OPENS CHURCH, FOUNDS RELIGION, FOOLS CHRISTIANS EVERYWHERE

I haven’t been updating, as you can probably tell, but I had to stop back in for the below item that you old readers might find funny: a website in Western Ghana plagiarized my fake Oprah Winfrey press release from … Continue reading

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Have you guys heard about “O, The Oprah Religion”?

As Oscar Wilde said, “The only thing worse than being talked about is NOT being talked about. And I don’t like those curtains.”  Or something like that.  Anyway, I’m excited to find that I’m being talked about by a group … Continue reading

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Oprah Should Do Something About All The Problems In The World

Gentle reader Jill sent in this picture of “Black Jesus.”  Because it shouldn’t just be white people that have a white, rather than Jewish, Jesus, everyone should get a Jesus of their own.  “YOU get a Jesus, and YOU get a … Continue reading

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OWN will pwn!: Oprah Winfrey getting her own TV network

The blessed Oprah Winfrey, our Savior and Redeemer, is getting Her own evangelical TV network. OWN — for Oprah Winfrey Network — will debut next year in nearly 70 million homes with cable and satellite, part of a deal announced Tuesday with … Continue reading

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A Visit From Oprah Winfrey

I’m home in northern Minnesota with my family for the holidays – they are celebrating Christmas and I am celebrating O-stice, that magical time of year when the blessed Oprah Winfrey causes the days to lengthen and thus begins to turn winter into … Continue reading

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Sheri Shepherd Has Her Wig On Too Tight

Well, hello!  Welcome to…the Minneapolis Airport Men’s Bathroom!I was at first really pleased with Sheri Shepherd when she joined the View.  I thought she was really funny and I also liked the fact that with two black women on the … Continue reading

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Why Oprah! I Wasn’t Expecting You – I Must Be Losing My Grip On Reality!

A Hard Days’ Daytime Emmy WinnerThe Blessed Oprah recently had a behind-the-scenes episode for her Favorite Things episode, thus creating two pieces of content from one piece of content, much as Jesus did that time he multiplied the loaves and … Continue reading

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