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OPRAH WINFREY OPENS CHURCH, FOUNDS RELIGION, FOOLS CHRISTIANS EVERYWHERE

I haven’t been updating, as you can probably tell, but I had to stop back in for the below item that you old readers might find funny: a website in Western Ghana plagiarized my fake Oprah Winfrey press release from … Continue reading

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Have you guys heard about “O, The Oprah Religion”?

As Oscar Wilde said, “The only thing worse than being talked about is NOT being talked about. And I don’t like those curtains.”  Or something like that.  Anyway, I’m excited to find that I’m being talked about by a group … Continue reading

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Oprah Should Do Something About All The Problems In The World

Gentle reader Jill sent in this picture of “Black Jesus.”  Because it shouldn’t just be white people that have a white, rather than Jewish, Jesus, everyone should get a Jesus of their own.  “YOU get a Jesus, and YOU get a … Continue reading

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OWN will pwn!: Oprah Winfrey getting her own TV network

The blessed Oprah Winfrey, our Savior and Redeemer, is getting Her own evangelical TV network. OWN — for Oprah Winfrey Network — will debut next year in nearly 70 million homes with cable and satellite, part of a deal announced Tuesday with … Continue reading

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A Visit From Oprah Winfrey

I’m home in northern Minnesota with my family for the holidays – they are celebrating Christmas and I am celebrating O-stice, that magical time of year when the blessed Oprah Winfrey causes the days to lengthen and thus begins to turn winter into … Continue reading

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Proof Of the Divine Nature of The Blessed Oprah

Just one day ago I told you about a miracle that Oprah performed for my benefit, and for the benefit of O, The Oprah Religion in that my O, The Oprah Religion Recruitment Video #1 now shows up as a … Continue reading

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An Oprah Miracle

Just a short note, since I realized that I haven’t posted since last Wednesday – you see, any time I’m at home near the computer I just think, “Oh, I’ll play a little World of Warcraft first…” and then I’ll … Continue reading

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